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"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

Look, other than the whole mind control thing, the mermaid planet was awesome, okay?

Other than the mind control thing. That one tiny issue.

Hey, we figured it out and saved the day. That makes it awesome.

[ Keith makes a noncommittal sound, clearly not as sweet on the idea. ]

Whatever, man, you're just jealous you didn't get to hang out with gorgeous mermaids.

Trust me, Lance, they're all yours.

Oh, I know. They just couldn't resist my charms.

Well maybe you should've stayed and gotten mermarried.

I could've! But I'm just such a self-sacrificing guy, I put that aside in favor of saving the universe.

How generous of you.

That's just the kinda guy I am, I guess.

Well, maybe if we really did take out Zarkon, you'll have time to settle down with a nice fish.

Maybe I will!

Great. I hope you're very happy.

Not as happy as my mer-wife to be will be.

[ Gross. ]

Have fun never being dry again.

Oh, I will.

Do you listen to the words that are coming out of your mouth?