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[yablueit]

"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

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[yablueit]

okay

and yeah i know i can say no
but if you wanna talk about it
then i wanna hear it

[businessinfront]

okay

in the vision or whatever it was
he kept saying he wanted to catch up
he told me my mom gave him the knife
he kept saying she was almost there and that she would explain everything

but there was a galra invasion starting just outside

[yablueit]

whoa...

[businessinfront]

it must have been part of the test

to see if i'd stay or go fight

[yablueit]

what'd you do?

[businessinfront]

i left

and when i came to, red was attacking the base

[yablueit]

...thats


really intense, dude

[businessinfront]

honestly i was pretty out of it by that point

anyway
shiro was trying to get me out of there
red was trying to bring the place down
and they said i couldn't leave with the knife
because i'd failed the test. so it wasn't mine

and i guess that just pushed me over the edge
i said it didn't matter, they could keep it

that i know who i am
even if i don't know where i come from

[yablueit]

okay i dont wanna repeat myself here
but i think it's kind of appropriate because: intense

[businessinfront]

it's okay
it deserves the emphasis



so after i said that, the blade - the word they used was "awakened"?
it changed shape
they said that could only happen if i have galra blood

so i guess i passed the test? they all seemed surprised, so i don't know who was grading me

maybe the knife

[yablueit]

..........so do you think your knife can like... think for itself?
or is it magic?


disclaimer im not making fun of you this is a legitimate question

[businessinfront]

i don't know!
can non-magic knives change shape?

[yablueit]

idk dude youre the knife expert here

[businessinfront]

... i wouldn't say i'm an expert
i had to ask the knife guy at the mall about it

[yablueit]

....the slap chop guy?

[businessinfront]

the what

[yablueit]

yknow


the slap chop?

[businessinfront]

????????????

[yablueit]

have you never watched an infomercial before

[businessinfront]

i know what an infomercial is

[yablueit]

yeah but have you ever WATCHED THEM?

[businessinfront]

sometimes?
i didn't watch much tv

[yablueit]

...i cant believe it took us this long to figure out youre an alien

[businessinfront]

>:(

[yablueit]

hahahahaha im not wrong tho!!