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[yablueit]

"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

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[shiro2hero]

[This same text goes out to everyone he can think of.]

Okay, head's up. Something was Wrong with the asteroid. And apparently all the people who went there.

1. Did you go?
2. How sick are you, if your last answer was yes?
3. If it was "no", then... congrats, you're clear.

[yablueit]

what asteroid?

[shiro2hero]

[Please hold.]

[shiro2hero]

[Oh thank god.]

It popped up on the Ingress transport list a while back. And... anyone who went to try and be diplomatic or encourage relations?

Apparently needs to be "decontaminated".

I've never been happier to hear you weren't paying attention, Lance. Honestly.

[yablueit]

me too tbh

so you went?

[shiro2hero]

Do you know if Keith or Hunk went?

Yeah. Still regretting it.

[yablueit]

idk about hunk but do you really think keith would jump at the chance to "be diplomatic or encourage relations"?

[shiro2hero]

If someone dared him, he might have.

But if he isn't sick, then both of you need to keep away from me. Hunk too.

[yablueit]

are you okay??

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, I'm all right.

[At least he didn't say "fine"]

Think the worst is over - but I don't want any of you catching it somehow.

[yablueit]

did you already get decontaminated??
how can it still be contagious?

[shiro2hero]

not yet
have to get out of the bathroom first


so thats how

[yablueit]

oh man :(

do you need like an ambulance or something? do they have ambulances here??



also which bathroom are you in no offense but i'm gonna avoid it

[shiro2hero]

you know thats actually a good question
ill ask dr ziegler



the one closest to my room
i think i left a boot in front of the door

[yablueit]

do you know where to get like that yellow and black CAUTION tape because i'll totally put some up around the door

jk but seriously do you need anything?

[shiro2hero]

hardware store probably


maybe another towel
or a space heater

[yablueit]

i think there are more towels in the closet in that bathroom
not sure it wasnt my week to do laundry

i can bring you a blanket??

[shiro2hero]

yeah there were
kinda using them


...
youre a smart guy lance
that would be
a better idea

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[yablueit]

okay hang on a few

[ Several minutes later, Lance is wearing dish gloves with the sleeves of his bathrobe tucked into them, a paper face mask, his Paladin helmet, and one of Hunk's aprons, but sure enough, he's delivering blankets and a bottle of Generic Sports Beverage That Definitely Isn't Gatorade, peering cautiously inside the bathroom. ]

...Heyyyyy.

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[shiro2hero]

[And lo and behold, sprawled in the bathtub with his legs dangling out the side of it, is their fearless leader. Looking gross pale and definitely unwell, though he's regarding the ceiling with utmost seriousness. As if it's wronged him.]

[Lance's getup though - that earns a short, watery laugh.]

Nice outfit. Looks good.

[yablueit]

Sorry, dude. No offense or anything, I just really hate getting sick. Always have.

[ He's edging close enough to the tub—and seriously, Shiro, the tub? Really?— to shake the blanket out and drape it over him, though. ]

[shiro2hero]

Not offended. It's probably --

[Part of the blanket ends up settling down over the lower part of his face. So the next bit is muffled.]

-- smart.

Thanks.

[yablueit]

[ He slides the bottle towards the tub so it's close enough for Shiro to reach, too, then retreats to the safety of the door. ]

Is that better?

[shiro2hero]

I'm less freezing. So. Yeah. Better.

[There's a dull thunk when his metal hand reaches for that bottle. And smacks against the side of the tub.]

Thanks, buddy.

[yablueit]

You need anything else? You're friends with that doctor, right? Should she come take a look at you?