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[yablueit]

"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

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[businessinfront]

Glad to know my opinion is valued.

[yablueit]

Sure thing, buddy.

[businessinfront]

... Shiro said we could wear these to the beach.

[yablueit]

Oh man, did he tell you how cool that beach planet sounds?

[businessinfront]

Uh... he just said there was one. We got sidetracked after that.

[yablueit]

It sounds kinda like if the ocean were it's own planet.

[businessinfront]

...

Are you thinking about mermaids again?

[yablueit]

The thing Shiro sent me did say it had diverse aquatic life...

[businessinfront]

We all heard way too much about that the first time.

[yablueit]

Look, other than the whole mind control thing, the mermaid planet was awesome, okay?

[businessinfront]

Other than the mind control thing. That one tiny issue.

[yablueit]

Hey, we figured it out and saved the day. That makes it awesome.

[businessinfront]

[ Keith makes a noncommittal sound, clearly not as sweet on the idea. ]

[yablueit]

Whatever, man, you're just jealous you didn't get to hang out with gorgeous mermaids.

[businessinfront]

Trust me, Lance, they're all yours.

[yablueit]

Oh, I know. They just couldn't resist my charms.

[businessinfront]

Well maybe you should've stayed and gotten mermarried.

[yablueit]

I could've! But I'm just such a self-sacrificing guy, I put that aside in favor of saving the universe.

[businessinfront]

How generous of you.

[yablueit]

That's just the kinda guy I am, I guess.

[businessinfront]

Well, maybe if we really did take out Zarkon, you'll have time to settle down with a nice fish.

[yablueit]

Maybe I will!

[businessinfront]

Great. I hope you're very happy.

[yablueit]

Not as happy as my mer-wife to be will be.

[businessinfront]

[ Gross. ]

Have fun never being dry again.