Savrou IC Inbox

[yablueit]

"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

Comments

[yablueit]

Oh man, did he? [ He sits up properly. ] Lemme see, he wouldn't model it for me!

[businessinfront]

[ Keith sits next to him, pulling up the photo on his TAB and holding it for Lance to see. ]

I kinda think it looks weirder with the undershirt. But I'm not an expert.

[yablueit]

[ He leans in to get a better look, and lets out an exaggerated whistle. ]

Nah, it almost works on him. Maybe if it was a different color undershirt...

[businessinfront]

Please don't whistle.

[yablueit]

What? Why?

[businessinfront]

Why? It's Shiro. Y-you can't whistle at Shiro!

[yablueit]

It was an impressed whistle! I can whistle at him because I'm impressed he's pulling it off!

[businessinfront]

It sounded like the other kind!

[yablueit]

No it didn't! That's more of a [ He does an obvious wolf whistle and accompanying expression. ]

[businessinfront]

... they sound pretty similar.

[yablueit]

They're totally different!

[ He demonstrates the "impressed" whistle, then the "other" whistle again. ]

See?

[businessinfront]

...

I don't think you should do either.

[yablueit]

Whatever, I'm gonna keep doing it.

[businessinfront]

Fine. Do it all you want, I don't care.

[yablueit]

I wonder if anybody else tried on their shirts yet.

[businessinfront]

Try not to wear out your whistling muscles.

[yablueit]

My whistling muscles have better stamina than that.

[businessinfront]

[ Keith actually cringes at that. ]

Save that one for the space ladies.

[ Wait, no, definitely don't. ]

[yablueit]

There's enough of me to go around.

[businessinfront]

Too much.

[yablueit]

Says you maybe. Just because you know you're an alien now doesn't mean you speak for all aliens ever.

[businessinfront]

I speak for all the aliens in this room.

[yablueit]

Which is not a large enough sample size to have any impact on the amount of Lance the universe gets to share.

[businessinfront]

Glad to know my opinion is valued.

[yablueit]

Sure thing, buddy.