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[yablueit]

"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

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[businessinfront]

Then why'd you laugh?

[yablueit]

Dude, we're wearing shirts that say space ho on them in glittery letters. Even if we look good, it's still hilarious.

[businessinfront]

I... guess that's true...

[yablueit]

So what isn't there to laugh at here?

[businessinfront]

[ Keith shifts his weight uncomfortably, but he has to admit, Lance has a point. ]

... They'd look better inside out.

[yablueit]

Maybe, but then the glitter would be all itchy.

[businessinfront]

Wow. You've thought of everything.

[ Sometimes (okay, frequently) Keith isn't sure how Lance is even a real person. ]

[yablueit]

[ Likewiss, buddy, but for vastly different reasons. ]

Clearly!

[businessinfront]

... Shiro sent me a picture of his.

He's... kind of making it work.

[yablueit]

Oh man, did he? [ He sits up properly. ] Lemme see, he wouldn't model it for me!

[businessinfront]

[ Keith sits next to him, pulling up the photo on his TAB and holding it for Lance to see. ]

I kinda think it looks weirder with the undershirt. But I'm not an expert.

[yablueit]

[ He leans in to get a better look, and lets out an exaggerated whistle. ]

Nah, it almost works on him. Maybe if it was a different color undershirt...

[businessinfront]

Please don't whistle.

[yablueit]

What? Why?

[businessinfront]

Why? It's Shiro. Y-you can't whistle at Shiro!

[yablueit]

It was an impressed whistle! I can whistle at him because I'm impressed he's pulling it off!

[businessinfront]

It sounded like the other kind!

[yablueit]

No it didn't! That's more of a [ He does an obvious wolf whistle and accompanying expression. ]

[businessinfront]

... they sound pretty similar.

[yablueit]

They're totally different!

[ He demonstrates the "impressed" whistle, then the "other" whistle again. ]

See?

[businessinfront]

...

I don't think you should do either.

[yablueit]

Whatever, I'm gonna keep doing it.

[businessinfront]

Fine. Do it all you want, I don't care.

[yablueit]

I wonder if anybody else tried on their shirts yet.

[businessinfront]

Try not to wear out your whistling muscles.