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[yablueit]

"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

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[yablueit]

No you don't!

[businessinfront]

How did you think that was my trying not to laugh face?

[yablueit]

I thought you were trying to keep a straight face because of how hilarious we look, and because you were doing a better job of it than me!

[businessinfront]

[ Keith just gapes at Lance, mouth opening and closing like a landed fish. ]

. . . That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[yablueit]

[ ...Actually, yeah, when he says it out loud, it is pretty stupid. ]

...No it isn't!

[businessinfront]

[ Keith's an honest judge of his own abilities, and he knows that one of the things he's worst at is keeping up any kind of poker face. ]

You really thought I looked like I was gonna laugh?

[yablueit]

...Well now I don't.

[businessinfront]

I thought it was important to you for some reason.

[yablueit]

Not really, I just thought it was funny.

[businessinfront]

[ This is another one of those moments, Keith is realizing, where he has no idea what's running through Lance's head. It doesn't make him feel less embarrassed, but some of the anger is being replaced by confusion. ]

[yablueit]

...The shirt doesn't look half bad on you, though.

[businessinfront]

What.

[yablueit]

I'm just saying! You look almost as good as I do!

[ He laughs and strikes a pose. But when you're 2% body fat 98% noodle, it's hard to rock a crop top. ]

[businessinfront]

[ Keith raises a slow, skeptical eyebrow, eyes traveling downward and then back up again. ]

[yablueit]

[ Lance's eyebrows are doing some impressive posing of their own. ]

[businessinfront]

You... really think so?

[yablueit]

Uh... Yes?

[businessinfront]

Then why'd you laugh?

[yablueit]

Dude, we're wearing shirts that say space ho on them in glittery letters. Even if we look good, it's still hilarious.

[businessinfront]

I... guess that's true...

[yablueit]

So what isn't there to laugh at here?

[businessinfront]

[ Keith shifts his weight uncomfortably, but he has to admit, Lance has a point. ]

... They'd look better inside out.

[yablueit]

Maybe, but then the glitter would be all itchy.

[businessinfront]

Wow. You've thought of everything.

[ Sometimes (okay, frequently) Keith isn't sure how Lance is even a real person. ]

[yablueit]

[ Likewiss, buddy, but for vastly different reasons. ]

Clearly!