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[yablueit]

"Hey, this is Lance. You just missed me, but don't worry, ladies, I'll return your call just as soon as possible."

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[businessinfront]

I knew it!

[ Keith jumps to his feet like he's about to be attacked, crossing his arms tight over his chest like that actually helps. ]

I knew you were gonna laugh!

[yablueit]

[ He absolutely can't breathe, he's laughing so hard, gasping out words where he can. ]

I'm not—laughing—ahahaha—at you! I'm—

[ Nope, talking is failing. ]

[businessinfront]

[ He's so flustered his ears start to go red. ]

This was a mistake.

[yablueit]

[ Lance flails an arm as he laughs, something that in his head is meant as a "no wait" motion, but it really doesn't come out like that. ]

[businessinfront]

[ Keith hesitates as he turns for the door, giving him a second more than he probably should. ]

What.

[yablueit]

[ Lance wheezes for a second. ]

Oh my god, dude, you can't tell me that wasn't hilarious!

[businessinfront]

I'm telling you right now!

[yablueit]

Aw, come on. Seriously? We were both barely keeping it together!

[businessinfront]

I know we look stupid, but I wasn't laughing!

[yablueit]

...Please! Like you weren't waiting to see if I would laugh first?

[businessinfront]

[ Keith huffs, folding his arms tighter across his chest. ]

What do you mean, first? Do I look like I'm laughing?

[yablueit]

...Okay, admittedly no.

[businessinfront]

[ This? This is Keith trying and failing to hang onto the last tattered scrap of his dignity. ]

Shiro said you said it was a bonding exercise. I didn't get how, but he also said you'd get chore duty if you laughed at me.

[yablueit]

What? I wasn't laughing at you! It doesn't count!

[businessinfront]

There's no one else here!

[yablueit]

I was laughing cause I thought you were trying not to laugh at me!

[businessinfront]

Yeah, that sounds like me! Can't keep a straight face!

[yablueit]

It was funny for the exact opposite reason as that!

[businessinfront]

That's—

Why are you so confusing?!

[yablueit]

Why are you so confusing!

[businessinfront]

I make perfect sense!

[yablueit]

No you don't!

[businessinfront]

How did you think that was my trying not to laugh face?

[yablueit]

I thought you were trying to keep a straight face because of how hilarious we look, and because you were doing a better job of it than me!

[businessinfront]

[ Keith just gapes at Lance, mouth opening and closing like a landed fish. ]

. . . That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.